Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now
*big bang noise outside my house*
Mom: did you hear that? Sounded like a gunshot.
Me: yeah, it did.
Mom: that’s always fun.
24 Things That Secretly Turn Her On
Would you say these are accurate?
Totes like 19/24 of these things.. Come get me ladies.
Most of this is true
#3 seriously. But all of them yes…
#16 though :)
Yes to alll
YES TO AAAALL
How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up