Kill Your Heroes.

yabishdreya:

breakfastburritoe:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

my hero

unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

(Source: unprintable, via iamthewhitegirl)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via pizza)

ben-c:

ben-c:

love having friends in the states so i can constantly remind them that i’m above them

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I LIVE

IN CANADA

(via funniest-facts)

awwww-cute:

Hooray!

crunksalad:

tricksterity:

francisfogliani:

In Australia, “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing

Also “it’s just up the road” and “it’s just down the road”

It means the same everywhere else too; you ain’t special. Sit down.

(via standupandkeepgoing)

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson, via pizza)

oomshi:

do me for the vine

(via dinosaur-installation)

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

(via teen-derp)

muscleluvr2:

3 reasons ill follow someone:

  • thirst
  • i like their blog (unlikely)
  • they have a lot of followers and will reblog my posts and i have to lock them into a mutual cuz tumblr is a business not a game

(via pizza)

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