How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up
love having friends in the states so i can constantly remind them that i’m above them
In Australia, “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing
Also “it’s just up the road” and “it’s just down the road”
It means the same everywhere else too; you ain’t special. Sit down.
my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
3 reasons ill follow someone:
- i like their blog (unlikely)
- they have a lot of followers and will reblog my posts and i have to lock them into a mutual cuz tumblr is a business not a game